A good first step in eating healthier is avoiding the
chips and salsa when we go to a restaurant. I tried asking our servers not to
bring the chips to the table, but I thought my boys were going to string me up
like a piñata.
I try to get more sleep, but between the dog and my
allergies, I’m up at 3 a.m. and then fighting a losing battle to get more shut
eye.
And that brings us to exercise. I know the health
benefits of exercise, and I know I’ll feel so much better if I get moving, but I
find all kinds of reasons to choose the couch over the cross trainers.
First, it’s too hot outside. When it’s 85 degrees before
7 in the morning and the humidity hovers at 99.9 percent, it’s tough for me to
put on cheerleading pom poms and hit the pavement. At night, the gnats and
mosquitoes are so vicious, not even Deep Woods Off does the job.
Not
willing to pay $69.95 for an exercise video through Amazon, I jumped on YouTube
– telling myself that was not exercise – thinking all I had to lose was a
couple of chins.
I was amazed at the number of free exercise videos
offered. I first clicked on an aerobics fanatic in skin-tight cheetah leotards sweating,
jumping and barking orders at the camera. I was terrified just watching her.
So I searched for “exercises for older women.” I found a strange
lady with an exercise studio next to her hypnosis room. She pointed out the
rolls of fat on her abdomen, gave sex advice and would break into an Irish jig
from time to time.
Then there was the aerobics instructor with a ball cap on
sideways showing the audience how to punch and jab to get in shape. After he
viciously lunged at the camera for the
third time, I decided he was a bit too intense for me.
There was a video for those who simply want to walk. This
instructor pretty much stayed in one place, stepping in place like a wooden
soldier. The work out wasn’t too intense as judged by her dog that slept next
to her the entire video.
I found one with two women who promised an
easy-to-understand workout for beginners. I decided to jump in with these two,
and I did all the arm waves, the jumps and winged my way through the dance
steps.
I thought I was doing quite well until I caught a glimpse
of myself in the mirror. The sight of my arms flailing and fat jiggling while
trying to maintain straight posture wasn’t pretty and I was grateful nobody had
a camera capturing my work-out moves.
Then I remembered years ago when I used to watch “Gilead –
Bodies in Motion” exercise videos on television. I’d come home from work, fix
my son a snack, and then I’d do the exercises that gorgeous hunk was showing
his audience.
Thirty years later, Gil is still around, still gorgeous,
and still for free but now he’s also on the Internet. I put on a pair of
shorts, cranked up the computer speakers and started following along. After 10
minutes, I was out of breath and my legs were cramping.
My last stop is seeing if anybody’s come up with an
exercise video to the hokey pokey. I believe I can master that one.
“You put your right foot in…”
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